emotionally mature moments with marshmallows

after that post yesterday about growing up and changing and all of those serious things, i think you should know that i'm sitting in front of my laptop tonight devouring a bag of marshmallows by my lonesome and pretending to study for the exam i'm writing tomorrow morning. don't believe me? observe:

(i may or may not have decided that it would be a good idea to pretend to have a marshmallow bag for a head. Squishy Darren the penguin may or may not be judging me from the background. ah well. it may be unclear from the photograph, but i also just noticed that i tore open the bag ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE of their instructions to do so! and by 'their', i mean the man. i am quite obviously sticking it to the man. bring it.)

because i am demonstrating my adulthood so beautifully and in such a mature manner, i thought i'd do another completely mature thing with this post and completely lift a post from somewhere else to entertain you on my behalf! (not that i'm not capable of entertaining you... you know. i'm just sticking it to the man some more.)

so: here! have a Buzzfeed collection (yes, Buzzfeed nogal) of incredible flowcharts for twenty-something-year-olds, most of which sum up my life in the best way possible.

1. QUESTION: should you put on pants?

2. QUESTION: should you keep marathoning that series? 

in my case, this is likely to apply to The Office or Parks & Rec... aaaah.

3. QUESTION: should you text your crush and/or ex?

4. QUESTION: should you call your mom?

 this one, guys. this one. it applies to dads, too!

5. QUESTION: should you hit snooze again?

i always succumb to shower pressure. pun sooo not intended! gah.

6. QUESTION: should you go grocery shopping?

7. QUESTION: should you go to that friend-of-a-friend's party?

...and may i just add that this particularly applies when one's wheels are one's feet?

8. QUESTION: should you get some exercise?

okay, okay... if you insist, flowchart (>.<)

9. QUESTION: should you do your laundry?

10. QUESTION: should you get a dog?

DO NOT TEMPT ME, LIFE!

11. QUESTION: should you do the dishes?

12. QUESTION: you're out with friends. should you get another drink?

...now i just keep muttering, "NAMTAB!" and chuckling to myself. i told you, i'm a keeper.

13. QUESTION: should you take a nap?

just thought i should mention that this is basically my life.

14. QUESTION: should you ask for a raise? 

sub-question: can i ask for a raise if i technically don't have a job?... i guess not, huh? bummer.

15. QUESTION: should you go to your ex's wedding?

16. QUESTION: should you order a pizza?

why, you ask? BECAUSE PIZZA IS GLORIOUS. 

alright, everyone should be feeling a lot more secure now that they've received the answers to life's most pressing questions! now it's back to the books, erm, PDFs for me - i can't wait to read more about developmental journalism! aaaah life. bye, errbody ;)